Here's a skit I wrote for tonight's church dinner with a travel theme. Y'all feel free to use it.
Roxanne: Dean! I didn’t know you were flying out today!
Dean: Yeah, well, my flight was delayed. With security and all, it can take so long these days.
Roxanne: These days it’s really smart to pack light, to get through security and baggage check.
Dean: I always pack light these days. I don’t bother packing shampoo and soap because the hotels already have it.
Roxanne: I learned from Survivor I don’t need to pack a toothbrush. I can always find twigs that you can fray to provide good dental hygiene.
Dean: I found if I bring a small deck of my cards, I don’t need to bring my lap top computer. I just use it to play solitaire anyway.
Roxanne: I don’t need to pack books anymore. I download books to my phone.
Dean: I don’t pack a hair dryer. I just stick my head out of the rental car where ever I’m going.
Roxanne: I don’t pack jewelry. I learned to make darling ear rings out of baggage claim checks.
Dean: I don’t bring T-Shirts. I’m going to buy souvenir shirts anyway, so I just where those.
Roxanne: I don’t pack nylons anymore. I bring along silk worms. They don’t take any space. They weave darling panty hose.
Dean: Why do you need a coat when there is always local game you can hunt for furs.
Roxanne: You can make such cute skirts from the local grasses.
Dean: Most places you go in the world you can find sheep and you can use their wool to make great sweaters.
Kid 1 (dragging trunk): Roxanne, you forgot your luggage.
Kid 2 (dragging bigger trunk): Dean, you don’t want to leave without this.
Roxanne: It’s lighter than it looks.
Dean: Mine too.