Haiku

These poems were written for contests and did not win. But I would hate to think of the world losing these artistic wonders forever.

Divorce

Whales, beavers and swans
Don't need divorce attornies
Or even pre-nubs

Orange

A Stage of Alert
In a World of Terror or
Contemplate Navels

Swimming Pool

All the pool signs say-
"Please do not expectorate"
What about Mark Spitz?

Western Analogy for Science Fiction

"HERE'S AN EXAMPLE
OF THE GOOD, BAD, AND UGLY:
MATRIX TRILOGY"